Madbadger: And what is the rationale for the declaration? Donerail
June 1, 2005 at 6:39 pm
donerail : you disappoint me sometimes.
CRC
June 2, 2005 at 2:17 pm
no me and a few others from a dif forum decided to invade france sorry for any incovenience. when were finished invading we shall hand france over as a new "state" for england. English will be the primary language in france as well.
June 2, 2005 at 4:41 pm
crc97320: Funny you said that. Mrs Donerail and the younger Donerails have a habit of saying the same thing. While you are roasting the family jewels down there in Fr Guyianna what did think of the "non" vote? Give us the skinny! Maybe LaFrance wants to be the 51st State? Donerail
June 2, 2005 at 6:14 pm
donerail : frankly I don’t really give an anaconda’s doo doo about the non vote. Like I told my mom, I’m now all for the Mercosur or perhaps the Caricom. Srew the UE, it’s too far away.
Stupidbadger : I’ll take english as my primary language when you do it too. Deal ?
CRC
June 3, 2005 at 2:22 pm
WE have all we need i have recived the french defence plan and all ours go smoothly
June 3, 2005 at 4:53 pm
way to go stupidbadger. Invading France should be fairly easy. The hardest part for you might be to locate France on the map. Should take you a few years. Good luck.
CRC
June 3, 2005 at 6:26 pm
crc97320: Sometimes you worry me. Donerail
June 3, 2005 at 6:43 pm
well no we all gona get the ferry from dover to callais so we cant get lost.
June 3, 2005 at 9:37 pm
Donerail : and why would I worry you ??
I have a theory : madbadger is oddone’s little brother. What do you think ?
CRC
June 4, 2005 at 4:23 am
why would he be my little brother?what is your problem with me?
June 4, 2005 at 8:19 am
crc97320: It is a distinct possibility. From the name, I thought Madbadger may have been from the midwest USA. He sure seemed slow enough. Alas, he appears to a Brit from your now fractured EU. Donerail
June 4, 2005 at 4:45 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im english thank you.
p.s i hate the EU part of the reason im invading france
Here are the french defence plans brought to me by Rhettman under threats of having fruit thrown at him by french officals.
June 4, 2005 at 6:05 pm
if he was my brother id shoot my self….any ways wish me luck in leaveing tomarrow for france yay! frist time going i hope i have a good time hehe wish me luck with my girlfriends dad see ya
June 6, 2005 at 1:49 pm
Donerail : why are you talking about my "now fractured EU" ? Read this again and see how wrong you are. That seems to be one big mistake Americans tend to make these days : today’s EU is NOT the US in the 1780s. What the federalists were fighting for in those days was fairly easy to defend, since the idea of a federation with the former 13 colonies was so obvious. You know Europe quite well, you know it is fractured by essence. Europe is made of different nations and countries each with their own past, culture, languages, institutions, etc. Therefore, I understand why a federation can’t look that "per se" to the majority of its inhabitants.
Again, don’t try compare the EU’s failing march to federalism with what happened in the US. What would be interesting, though, is to link the EU’s path with what’s going on with NAFTA, which is more like it. Hey let’s make a deal : we’ll do a perfect EU when you guys perfectly unite within NAFTA. What do you say ? Now THAT would be fun.
CRC
June 6, 2005 at 9:51 pm
crc97320: I am not sure what NAFTA has to do with anything. Further, you can’t compare the US 230 years ago to the EU of today. We have much higher literacy now as well as instant global communications. The EU is a great and necessary initiative. Anything that facilitates trade is a good thing. Maybe Rumsfeld was right about "Old Europe?" Donerail
June 8, 2005 at 2:49 pm
ummmmmm can someone explain wtf this has to do with me invading france?
June 9, 2005 at 1:32 pm
madbadger: We here don’t care if you invade France. French customs guards will stop you at the border and throw you into the sea, where you’ll be eaten by sharks, who will promptly throw up after having tasted you.
June 10, 2005 at 9:39 am
Riiiiight were gona have all the correct documents you dont know my real name we will strike hard and fast you wont know what hit you (again).
June 17, 2005 at 8:40 am
so the french border guards do there job do they? how i get in last week then we came over for some cheep booze and a "scout" the border guards were more worred about how much booze we had, We let them have a bottle and they left us alone lol.
June 17, 2005 at 7:05 pm
That’s a good idea Madbadger, you should try to invade France.
Nevertheless, you should be aware that France has nuclear weapons and has the power to destroy the equivalent of France in an inviding country (on demograhic, economic point of vue). So your invasion may be succesfull, but you will have lost 60 millions of compatriots and the French economical power in your own country. That’s something you should think about before invading France.
However if you want to come in France peacefully, you are wellcome and you may stay as long as you want.
June 18, 2005 at 9:55 am
Madbadger: Before invading France, you should also consider making a visit to a shrink. Donerail
June 18, 2005 at 12:23 pm
good threat with the nukes but mind you that frances are all ground based there either icbms or bombs from planes. UK has trident subs one subs payload could obliterate france and have enough nukes for the rest of europe.
June 18, 2005 at 4:35 pm
Your information is wrong. The terrestrial component of French disuasive force has been abandoned about ten years ago.
Moreover, since 1964 an aircraft is all the time ready to take off for a nuclear strike.
And last, there is a nuclear-powered subarine under the sea which is permanently ready to lauch icbms.
So, what interest would have UK in invading France if in the same time UK no more exists ?
June 18, 2005 at 5:24 pm
What’s wrong with all of you people ?? We just can’t possibly erase the UK from the map right now, with all these very funny memos leaking out. Maybe when it’s over, but for now, nada.
CRC
June 19, 2005 at 4:17 am
Well, don’t think France would enjoy erasing UK from the map. It would do that only in case it would be invaded. Our nuclear power is a defensive mean, not an offensive one.
I’d rather stay in peace with wrote before, all foreigners are wellcome in France if they come peacefully. Every year over ten milions Britons come to visit France and that’s a pleasure to see them in our country.
June 19, 2005 at 1:28 pm
yup and every year a few million ilegal imigrants just ‘happen’ to end up in the uk via french travel routes. This is one thing that shall be finished when after the invasion we use large areas of northen france to hold these people indefinately.
June 19, 2005 at 2:41 pm
I don’t see the link between what you said and the subject. Anyway, I’m sure you have heard of Sangate. It would be wrong to think that french immigration services encourages illegal immigrants to enter the Channel Tunnel and go to the UK. Most of them are intercepted and stay in France, which creates problems with local inhabitants.
I can’t understand why France would be guilty for being the way to go to the UK. It’s just because we are located near it and if it was another country the problem would remain the same.
In France also there are illegal immigrants who have reached our country via Spain, Italy, Germany… We don’t criticise these countries for that.
June 25, 2005 at 8:46 am
Brits are YET invading France, purchasing it. It’s incredible how many brits are buying houses in France. But I understand them, it’s logical to feel like to get out of their sad and rainy country.
For all of you, american and british: would you prefer to come in Paris or in London for the Olympics Games? Where do you think the party would be the bigger?
Montjoly
June 25, 2005 at 1:09 pm
Send the Olympics to London and leave the plundering hordes out of Paris. Why ruin a beautiful city?!
In case you haven’t guessed, I’m not a huge sports fan.
Montjoly, We were there for the Soccer World Cup. We weren’t in Paris; we were in Antibes. People went absolutely crazy. They had their faces painted and they were driving around with huge flags held out the windows of their tiny cars. The flags were larger than the cars! Everybody was yelling and screaming and we had fireworks three or four nights in a row (of course Bastille day helped). It was amazing. We watech Paris on the news and were glad we weren’t there.
Well, I hope you get you wish, but if the Olympics are in Paris, we will go to London instead! Neither of us is fond of large crowds.
Crc1664: D’accord pour la bière. Pour les villes, je propose Rio et Salvador. Toujours à confirmer, il faudra que les finances le permettent…Bon je me fait ch…je vais relancer le rosbeef…
SalB: Ah, that’s a good idea: Invade UK during the O.G. 😉
Maddreamer: You wrote in one of your funny post that, when you invade us, we’ll have to learn english, it’s OK but, will we have to eat your english food also? Argh! Noooooooooooo…
Montjoly.
July 11, 2005 at 7:18 am
Madbadger: Congratulations for London 2012…I’ve seen on TV an english women saying that " finally, england has the best cooking". Well, the world will judge…and regret Paris 2012!!!
SalB: You’ve what you wanted, the games go to London, but I’m afraid that with the shuttle, Paris wil be invaded as well.
Montjoly, The trick may be to avoid Paris and visit a quieter section of France. We spend lots of time in France but usually only go to Paris once a year. I love Paris, but in small doses. There are so many other wonderful places to go in France!! (In 2012, perhaps as far from either England or a railroad as possible.)
July 12, 2005 at 10:58 am
LAAANDAAN GOT DA OLYMPICS LAAAANDAAAN BETTTA THAN PAAARIIISSS!!!!!
(hope you guess i like the fact that london got the olympics)
July 12, 2005 at 1:17 pm
Madbadger : I’ll be fair-play : congrats with the Olympics. Something seems to have gone wrong with the fireworks though.
CRC
July 14, 2005 at 4:32 pm
oh well the fireworks for Trafalgar?s thing had a shed load of fireworks.
July 14, 2005 at 8:03 pm
madbadger: London might of gotten the Olympics, but your food sux…they’ll all be taking the tunnel train over to France for a good meal at the end of the day
July 15, 2005 at 2:05 pm
…….. um are you serious? you can NEVA have had a cheese 1/4 pounder from vic (the cafe lady for our 6th form) damn good or fish n chips (mmmm just finished some niiiice) or a good roast with yorkshire puds n all the trimings. Why will people go through the tunnel? to eat Horse, snails and frogs legs? no thanx.
July 16, 2005 at 10:05 pm
I’ve tasted British food, and NO thanks!
All the Olympic tourists will be heading to France through the tunnel for a good meal at the end of the day, rather than eat the slop that is called "British cuisine"
hmmmm…Have the British considered selling their famous"cuisine" to the farmers for pig slops?
July 17, 2005 at 4:32 am
At least, let them have an english breakfast. British meals may not be delicious, but english breakfasts are tasty. I really enjoy them everytime I go to the UK !
Well, if some french restaurant owner wants to earn some money, he may sell french meals near the Olympic site in London. Hihi…
July 17, 2005 at 10:05 am
LaVieilleBranche you cad how can you say that you cant have been eating in a good resturant you sure you were INSIDE and not out back with the bins?
July 17, 2005 at 7:27 pm
Idiotbadger : good luck with trying to convince us that British food is very good. I remember a teacher back in high school, telling us about his trip to England. His conclusion was : ‘ when people eat like pigs, you may wonder if they are really humans ‘.
CRC
July 17, 2005 at 9:34 pm
madbadger: Is there a difference in British cooking between eating inside the restaurant and outside at the bins? It all seems to be the same…and smell the same…
To quote Chirac, "The only thing that Britain has done for European agriculture is mad cow." "You can’t trust people who have such lousy cooking."
July 18, 2005 at 5:18 am
LOL what i ment by ‘out by the bins’ was you were eating out of them hense why the food tasted bad. And as for Cheack (how eva its spelt) hes just a….. a….. what words wont get me baned? im off to eat some class brit food.
July 22, 2005 at 9:58 pm
Madbadger: Your momma screams with exstacy. Donerail
52 Comments On Im invading france
Madbadger: And what is the rationale for the declaration? Donerail
donerail : you disappoint me sometimes.
CRC
no me and a few others from a dif forum decided to invade france sorry for any incovenience. when were finished invading we shall hand france over as a new "state" for england. English will be the primary language in france as well.
crc97320: Funny you said that. Mrs Donerail and the younger Donerails have a habit of saying the same thing. While you are roasting the family jewels down there in Fr Guyianna what did think of the "non" vote? Give us the skinny! Maybe LaFrance wants to be the 51st State? Donerail
donerail : frankly I don’t really give an anaconda’s doo doo about the non vote. Like I told my mom, I’m now all for the Mercosur or perhaps the Caricom. Srew the UE, it’s too far away.
Stupidbadger : I’ll take english as my primary language when you do it too. Deal ?
CRC
WE have all we need i have recived the french defence plan and all ours go smoothly
way to go stupidbadger. Invading France should be fairly easy. The hardest part for you might be to locate France on the map. Should take you a few years. Good luck.
CRC
crc97320: Sometimes you worry me. Donerail
well no we all gona get the ferry from dover to callais so we cant get lost.
Donerail : and why would I worry you ??
I have a theory : madbadger is oddone’s little brother. What do you think ?
CRC
why would he be my little brother?what is your problem with me?
crc97320: It is a distinct possibility. From the name, I thought Madbadger may have been from the midwest USA. He sure seemed slow enough. Alas, he appears to a Brit from your now fractured EU. Donerail
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im english thank you.
p.s i hate the EU part of the reason im invading france
p.p.s i am not related to anyone from here.
French defence plans
Here are the french defence plans brought to me by Rhettman under threats of having fruit thrown at him by french officals.
if he was my brother id shoot my self….any ways wish me luck in leaveing tomarrow for france yay! frist time going i hope i have a good time hehe wish me luck with my girlfriends dad see ya
Donerail : why are you talking about my "now fractured EU" ? Read this again and see how wrong you are. That seems to be one big mistake Americans tend to make these days : today’s EU is NOT the US in the 1780s. What the federalists were fighting for in those days was fairly easy to defend, since the idea of a federation with the former 13 colonies was so obvious. You know Europe quite well, you know it is fractured by essence. Europe is made of different nations and countries each with their own past, culture, languages, institutions, etc. Therefore, I understand why a federation can’t look that "per se" to the majority of its inhabitants.
Again, don’t try compare the EU’s failing march to federalism with what happened in the US. What would be interesting, though, is to link the EU’s path with what’s going on with NAFTA, which is more like it. Hey let’s make a deal : we’ll do a perfect EU when you guys perfectly unite within NAFTA. What do you say ? Now THAT would be fun.
CRC
crc97320: I am not sure what NAFTA has to do with anything. Further, you can’t compare the US 230 years ago to the EU of today. We have much higher literacy now as well as instant global communications. The EU is a great and necessary initiative. Anything that facilitates trade is a good thing. Maybe Rumsfeld was right about "Old Europe?" Donerail
ummmmmm can someone explain wtf this has to do with me invading france?
madbadger: We here don’t care if you invade France. French customs guards will stop you at the border and throw you into the sea, where you’ll be eaten by sharks, who will promptly throw up after having tasted you.
Riiiiight were gona have all the correct documents you dont know my real name we will strike hard and fast you wont know what hit you (again).
so the french border guards do there job do they? how i get in last week then we came over for some cheep booze and a "scout" the border guards were more worred about how much booze we had, We let them have a bottle and they left us alone lol.
That’s a good idea Madbadger, you should try to invade France.
Nevertheless, you should be aware that France has nuclear weapons and has the power to destroy the equivalent of France in an inviding country (on demograhic, economic point of vue). So your invasion may be succesfull, but you will have lost 60 millions of compatriots and the French economical power in your own country. That’s something you should think about before invading France.
However if you want to come in France peacefully, you are wellcome and you may stay as long as you want.
Madbadger: Before invading France, you should also consider making a visit to a shrink. Donerail
good threat with the nukes but mind you that frances are all ground based there either icbms or bombs from planes. UK has trident subs one subs payload could obliterate france and have enough nukes for the rest of europe.
Your information is wrong. The terrestrial component of French disuasive force has been abandoned about ten years ago.
Moreover, since 1964 an aircraft is all the time ready to take off for a nuclear strike.
And last, there is a nuclear-powered subarine under the sea which is permanently ready to lauch icbms.
So, what interest would have UK in invading France if in the same time UK no more exists ?
What’s wrong with all of you people ?? We just can’t possibly erase the UK from the map right now, with all these very funny memos leaking out. Maybe when it’s over, but for now, nada.
CRC
Well, don’t think France would enjoy erasing UK from the map. It would do that only in case it would be invaded. Our nuclear power is a defensive mean, not an offensive one.
I’d rather stay in peace with wrote before, all foreigners are wellcome in France if they come peacefully. Every year over ten milions Britons come to visit France and that’s a pleasure to see them in our country.
yup and every year a few million ilegal imigrants just ‘happen’ to end up in the uk via french travel routes. This is one thing that shall be finished when after the invasion we use large areas of northen france to hold these people indefinately.
I don’t see the link between what you said and the subject. Anyway, I’m sure you have heard of Sangate. It would be wrong to think that french immigration services encourages illegal immigrants to enter the Channel Tunnel and go to the UK. Most of them are intercepted and stay in France, which creates problems with local inhabitants.
I can’t understand why France would be guilty for being the way to go to the UK. It’s just because we are located near it and if it was another country the problem would remain the same.
In France also there are illegal immigrants who have reached our country via Spain, Italy, Germany… We don’t criticise these countries for that.
Brits are YET invading France, purchasing it. It’s incredible how many brits are buying houses in France. But I understand them, it’s logical to feel like to get out of their sad and rainy country.
For all of you, american and british: would you prefer to come in Paris or in London for the Olympics Games? Where do you think the party would be the bigger?
Montjoly
Send the Olympics to London and leave the plundering hordes out of Paris. Why ruin a beautiful city?!
In case you haven’t guessed, I’m not a huge sports fan.
SalB:
My son would be 8 years old in 2012, and I’d love to bring him in France that summer to see the Olympics Games. I was not there for the soccer world cup, and I regret to have not been on the Champs Elysées in 1998, on july the 12th. It may have been so great…
Montjoly
Montjojo : j’espère que tout va bien chez toi. Concernant la Goëlette, je ne vois pas de quoi tu veux parler, c’est où ce truc ??
Je me barre toujours aux US cet automne, quand, je l’ignore, ça dépendra des compagnies aériennes et des promos sympas qu’elles me sortiront.
Sinon, ton plan Brazil en janvier m’intéresse beaucoup. Je suis libre comme l’air pour le moment en janvier, donc toutes les dates me vont si toi tu veux bien de moi ! Ca va être chaud …
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CRC
Crcxxx: The Goelette, you don’t remember? neither do I, don’t mind!
Pour le brésil, ce serait du 15 au 30 janvier. à confirmer. Vas-tu descendre bientôt sur Cayenne?
MONTJOLY
Montjoly, We were there for the Soccer World Cup. We weren’t in Paris; we were in Antibes. People went absolutely crazy. They had their faces painted and they were driving around with huge flags held out the windows of their tiny cars. The flags were larger than the cars! Everybody was yelling and screaming and we had fireworks three or four nights in a row (of course Bastille day helped). It was amazing. We watech Paris on the news and were glad we weren’t there.
Well, I hope you get you wish, but if the Olympics are in Paris, we will go to London instead! Neither of us is fond of large crowds.
Montjojo : pas de déplacement sur Yenneca dans l’immédiat. Pour les dates, ça me convient parfaitement. On va dans quelle ville déjà ?
On en reparle devant une bière.
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CRC
Crc1664: D’accord pour la bière. Pour les villes, je propose Rio et Salvador. Toujours à confirmer, il faudra que les finances le permettent…Bon je me fait ch…je vais relancer le rosbeef…
SalB: Ah, that’s a good idea: Invade UK during the O.G. 😉
Maddreamer: You wrote in one of your funny post that, when you invade us, we’ll have to learn english, it’s OK but, will we have to eat your english food also?
Argh! Noooooooooooo…
Montjoly.
Madbadger: Congratulations for London 2012…I’ve seen on TV an english women saying that " finally, england has the best cooking". Well, the world will judge…and regret Paris 2012!!!
SalB: You’ve what you wanted, the games go to London, but I’m afraid that with the shuttle, Paris wil be invaded as well.
Crc: je pars aujourd’hui au Brésil, je reviens le 29. Je vais préparer le terrain :-)))))
Montjoly.
Montjoly, The trick may be to avoid Paris and visit a quieter section of France. We spend lots of time in France but usually only go to Paris once a year. I love Paris, but in small doses. There are so many other wonderful places to go in France!! (In 2012, perhaps as far from either England or a railroad as possible.)
LAAANDAAN GOT DA OLYMPICS LAAAANDAAAN BETTTA THAN PAAARIIISSS!!!!!
(hope you guess i like the fact that london got the olympics)
Madbadger : I’ll be fair-play : congrats with the Olympics. Something seems to have gone wrong with the fireworks though.
CRC
oh well the fireworks for Trafalgar?s thing had a shed load of fireworks.
madbadger: London might of gotten the Olympics, but your food sux…they’ll all be taking the tunnel train over to France for a good meal at the end of the day
…….. um are you serious? you can NEVA have had a cheese 1/4 pounder from vic (the cafe lady for our 6th form) damn good or fish n chips (mmmm just finished some niiiice) or a good roast with yorkshire puds n all the trimings. Why will people go through the tunnel? to eat Horse, snails and frogs legs? no thanx.
I’ve tasted British food, and NO thanks!
All the Olympic tourists will be heading to France through the tunnel for a good meal at the end of the day, rather than eat the slop that is called "British cuisine"
hmmmm…Have the British considered selling their famous"cuisine" to the farmers for pig slops?
At least, let them have an english breakfast. British meals may not be delicious, but english breakfasts are tasty. I really enjoy them everytime I go to the UK !
Well, if some french restaurant owner wants to earn some money, he may sell french meals near the Olympic site in London. Hihi…
LaVieilleBranche you cad how can you say that you cant have been eating in a good resturant you sure you were INSIDE and not out back with the bins?
Idiotbadger : good luck with trying to convince us that British food is very good. I remember a teacher back in high school, telling us about his trip to England. His conclusion was : ‘ when people eat like pigs, you may wonder if they are really humans ‘.
CRC
madbadger: Is there a difference in British cooking between eating inside the restaurant and outside at the bins? It all seems to be the same…and smell the same…
To quote Chirac, "The only thing that Britain has done for European agriculture is mad cow." "You can’t trust people who have such lousy cooking."
LOL what i ment by ‘out by the bins’ was you were eating out of them hense why the food tasted bad. And as for Cheack (how eva its spelt) hes just a….. a….. what words wont get me baned? im off to eat some class brit food.
Madbadger: Your momma screams with exstacy. Donerail
yup she does cos your no where near her.