Strike!

As you may know, the ultra privileged 25%¹ of the French workforce who live at the expense of the rest of us, just decided to give up with working simulations and get back to their default mode once again: strike.
The reasons they certainly formulated for that are not really important, and the bottom line is always something in the spirit of "less work, more pay, no responsibility for what we do and what we don’t, and hey, you cunts keep paying the bill all right?"
All of that thank to various state enforced monopolies that allow these thugs to regularly take the rest of the society hostage².
Sounds great huh? You bet. So I’ve just decided that I’d give it a shot as well. After all, you never know: in a broken society such as the French one, maybe these bastards are right. You have to grab what you can, while it last. That’s probably what the unions, journalists and politicians down here call a ‘solidary society’.
So let’s see. Having a long experience in the observation of the French civil servants and their ways, I believe that to be as successful as they are, my course of action should be as follow: