Look, if it weren’t for you guys, the United States would never have won her independence from England. Unlike many Americans, I remember that and say, "Merci beaucoup!"
The problems between our two nations began when that coke-addicted whino stole the election in November of 2000 and will likely end when he leaves in January of 2009.
For now, I buy French wine and display the Tricolor next to Old Glory, just to piss my neighbors off.